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Law and Order:Gotham
Jun 05
Jun 04
“ Princess Anne’s daughter “has a criminal face”, Naipaul says. And as you frown, as you’re supposed to, he speaks of someone else – “A fat girl and she did what fat girls do, she married a Zulu.” I remember him saying, “The Italians make cheese out of dirt – but you knew that, didn’t you?
Jun 03
“ In the encrypted portion of your account you can give them access to your banking, brokerage, hidden valuables, and powers of attorneys’ (you won’t be needing them any more, and the gift will drive home the message of love). There won’t be any bodies, so probate court will take 7 years to clear your assets to your next of Kin. 7 years of course is all the time that will be left. So, basically the Government of the AntiChrist gets your stuff, unless you make it available in another way.
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One of the most innovative scams I’ve ever seen.
Jun 02
“ The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I’ve taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I’ll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:
“ Capote I truly loathed. The way you might loathe an animal. A filthy animal that has found its way into the house.
Homework assignments from freshman year of high school. N.B.: bat symbol.
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Jun 01
“ Tiger Woods is the consolation for our mortality.
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